trouble shooting

A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention

After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer

by RabidWombat June 02, 2004

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Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.

Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.

by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017

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Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"

by Rory Scott WIlson July 29, 2008

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Roll And Shoot

The ultimate strategy to everything in life.
A phrase coined by rednecks.

Guy 1: Man, life's been getting me down lately...
Guy 2: Just Roll and shoot buddy, just roll and shoot...

by WarMachine8288 May 11, 2010

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Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.

Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.

by AlyB December 03, 2019

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