lazy favor

An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.

"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"

by C Danger January 2, 2009

lazy omelette

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.

My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.

by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017

Christmas lazy

Extreme lack of desire to do anything productive; commonly experienced in the afternoon on Christmas day.

Joe refused to pickup the box of tacks he spilled with the excuse that he was Christmas lazy.

by That Car March 29, 2009

Lazy wiper

Person doesn't put enough effort wipping there ass leaving shit residue behind

I smelt Bill over there he is such a lazy wiper

by Andrewmonas123 August 12, 2017

Lazy Palin

A sex act in which the girl does nothing but lie there and recite anti-Obama propaganda.

Craigslist: SWM seeking F for Lazy Palin. Serious replies only.

by thatguydr August 19, 2010

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019

lazy lol

When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.

Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.

Steve: lol

Greg: Don't lazy lol me man

by Randomage June 6, 2009