When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013
Get the Chair Fartmug. "The Bitching Chair" made famous by Short Stack an Australian band from Budgewoi which consist of Shaun Diviney (lead singer, lead guitar), Andy Clemmensen (back up singer, bass guitar) and Bradie Webb (drummer, keyboard player and dj). Short Stack mentioned the bitching chair in Short Stack TV (found on YouTube) episode 20 on the making of their smash hit Sway Sway Baby! The incident that caused the Bitching Chair was that on the way home from Groovin' the Moo (australian music festival) there was gum on Bradie's car seat and Shaun blames Andy and Andy blames Shaun. Andy proved his case by saying that Shaun had gum on his shirt and Shaun said that he did get gum on his shirt but he 'knows' Andy did it, because he always chews gum. These three boys adventures are hilarious and their second album comes out on November 12, 2010.
Now Bradie's in the bitching chair... Now who do you think put the gum on your chair?
I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it
I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it
by Madei is yours... November 16, 2010
Get the Bitching Chairmug. When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.
Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .
Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .
by ontai June 18, 2014
Get the beef chairmug. Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions.
Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?
by marysawrus February 20, 2011
Get the Larry Chairmug. The broken chair refers to sweeping a woman's arms out from underneath her while doing it doggy style.
Girl-I got a bloody nose last night because during the middle of sex, my boyfriend pulled the broken chair on me.
by boner75 June 20, 2009
Get the Broken chairmug. When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.
We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.
by L Twice August 16, 2011
Get the The Office Chairmug. by PSCBRENDEN November 26, 2006
Get the Christmas Chairmug.