Canada's History is a slang term for the space between a post-menopausal woman's breasts, implying their age and worthlessness. Often heard of in geriatric pornography or when encountering cougars at the bar.
by The Jersey Rat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Inspired by the great Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is a depraved sex act in which a gigantic moose head is mounted over the stanley cup and then used as a seat for the female during intimate times. Then Grade A Canadian Maple syrup is poured over the private parts of the loving couple for extra sweet lubrication. Finally the contents which spill into the Stanley Cup during copulation are consumed at the the end of the festivities with a hardy yelp of "HOW'S ABOOT THAT CANADIAN HISTORY?!". An oil painted portrait of Stephen Colbert hung next to the moose head is optional.
-"Dude I had to take aboot five showers to get the sticky off from that crazy Canada's History last night."
-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."
-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."
-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
by SarahPalinMadeCaribouExtinct February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
by sycamoron February 5, 2010
Get the canadian historymug. according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"
by TheBeaver. February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people
Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021
Get the History Studentmug. With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 6, 2019
Get the oral historymug. Girl 1: Hey I'm dating Mark
Girl 2: Oooooooo I don't think that's a good idea girl I checked his thot history.
Girl 2: Oooooooo I don't think that's a good idea girl I checked his thot history.
by Thecarter85 March 6, 2016
Get the thot historymug.