Harry Potter 

One of the most amazing works of art ever written. The series is by J.K. Rowling. A very complex, dark, and brilliant series, despite idiots saying it is
1. "gay"
2. "retarded"
3. "just for kids"
4. "A low level"
Even though they have most likely never read it. Movies DO NOT count.

If you think Harry Potter is one of the first two things on thhe numbered list, then you have not read it.
If you think it is one of the laast two, then you have not read it, or you have not read it carefully enough at all.

Harry Potter by Narumi December 29, 2007

harry potter 

the only worse insult than ya muva

"fuck you"
"fuck your muva"
"HARRY POTTER!"
(he gasps with pain at such a mighty insult)

harry potter by jghkju7iutgrOB September 14, 2005

harry potter gangbang

a gangbang is a gangbang made up of 7 men and one woman. this isn't a gangbang in the traditional sense but rather one where the men take it in turns, one at a time. the order in which the men take their turn is done vaguely by penis size (the two compulsory positions are shortest first and longest fifth). these sorts of gangbangs are normally characterised by the female component getting tired after the fourth guy and the seventh guy verging on impotence. also the sixth should make her cry.

Guy1: wanna be part of my weekly gangbang?

Guy2: what kind of gangbang?
Guy1: it's gonna be a harry potter gangbang?
Guy2: No way. they take ages. plus aren't you getting a bit old for that shit.

harry potter gangbang by JCB123 July 22, 2010

harry potter 

Series of books that is getting a lot more criticism than it really needs. Sure, the plots or the writing can be peurile, but I think saying that they are a waste of time that could be spent understanding "true works of literature" is bullshit. Enjoy your books, unless you happen to be a high school english teacher and assign what the "critics" (a.k.a., 60 year old men who couldn't find a better job) claim is classic and complex.

Person: Harry Potter is childish and a piece of crap all around.
Other person: I wasn't paying attention, I was busy staring at the stick up your ass.

harry potter by Nikkay September 9, 2006

Harry Potter 

A character from the well known series by JK Rowling. The stories center around Harry who was nearly killed by an infamous wizard named Voldemort (He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named/You-Know-Who) when he was a baby. Instead, Voldemort was stripped of his powers but not before he killed Harry's parents. The books are his adventures through the wizarding school Hogwarts with his best friends Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley.

The series of books so far are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

The books are currently being made into movies. The last installment is supposedly due out in 2007.

"Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin."

-Harry Potter's letter of acceptance to Hogwarts

Harry Potter by Tum's Girl October 5, 2005

Harry Potter. 

The greatest book series in the world.

A hell lot more literate than the new 'Twilight' series that people seem to be gaggling over. Be aware that they are two completely different novels, and it's no use comparing the two, as Harry Potter is simply perfect literature, and Twilight is damaging the world of literature.

Twitard #1- no omg twighlits the best book in the worllldddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pothead #1- Um, no it's not. Harry Potter. Is the best series in the world, my friend.
Twitard #2- nooo ur soooo wrong, edward is so frigging hot wat dose hp have, like a dork in glasses but twilhght is soooo much better becuz the vamps r so fkn awesome!!
Pothead #2- Because they sparkle in the sun? That's not awesome, that's kind of gay. Nothing wrong with that, but the writing's also pathetic, and there's minimal plot line, as well.
Pothead #1- I second that notion.
Twitard #1- watevr, i cud giv a billion reasons y hp sux and twilihgt is so great
Twitard #2- y do u guys compare the two anyway there completely different
Pothead #1- We don't compare them, douchebags. You are the ones who say 'Twilight is greater than Harry Potter'. We're disagreeing. That's all. Because YOU KNOW WHAT? HARRY POTTER WOULD KICK EDWARD'S SPARKLY ASS ANY DAY!!! *Avada Kedavra!*

- all Twidom and vampires (from Twilight) die-

:D

Harry Potter. by average_jo October 16, 2009

Harry Potter 

not good, not bad, just plain average literature. has no real artistic merit and nothing new to say about life, but at least it gets children reading.

the builder's daughter reads harry potter instead of smoking crack

Harry Potter by jenas November 28, 2003