crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)

crap hazard by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

Harvard on a hill 

Montana State University in Billings, Montana

MSUB is Harvard on a hill in Billings, Montana.

Harvard on a hill by Montanian October 27, 2012

Douche of Hazard 

When a douche bag hose wraps itself around the neck of a douching douche bag who's head is up their ass.

The danger of the hose stranglings became know as the Douche of Hazard.

Douche of Hazard by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Choking Hazard 

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

Choking Hazard by JohnMcCayne March 27, 2009

hagardinop 

1. this is the feeling you get right as you wave at someone who you thought was waving at you... but was really waving at the person behind you.

2. the joy of $40 chuck taylors at footlocker.

3. the sound a falling tree makes in the woods when no one is listening.

4. when a bank has many people arriving to get there money, but not quite going full speed. see also a "jog on the bank".

5. the man assigned to scrape bird poop off the park benches.

6. prostitute with one arm picked last who specializes in llama training during the daytime while continuously saying "environment" folled by a buzzing sound for no apparent reason.

7. Someone who has more than 3 dreams about drugs. this may be but not limited to dreams about babysitting kids who smoke pot out of kraft singles.

1. Crap i thought he was waving at me... Oh my i feel an intense feeling of hagardinop.

2. "I should get some Chuck Taylors"... "40 dollars at footlocker!!!!!!"

3. "hear that?" "no." "Thats hagardinop bay ba"

4. Quick go to the bank before the money is gone, but not too fast.

5. Man you have a worse job than a hagardinop.

6. "Why did you pick the hagardinop?" "no one knows. know one knows."

7. Wait, you had a dream about what? hagardinop. thats all i have to say about that.

hagardinop by Chuck barley April 5, 2008

Harvard Haymaker 

This is a time-honored tradition among the Harvard frat houses. Find a bitch who doesn't swallow and get her super wasted. Convince her to blow you and just before you cum in her mouth, simultaneously punch the side of her head as hard as you can and push your dick down her throat as you cum. That should be some of the best head you'll ever get.

Geoffrey S. Lansbury, IV: "Oh my, Jeremy, the other night at Kappa Kappa Kappa a young female was giving me some *special attention* if you know what I mean and I gave her the good ol' Harvard Haymaker"
Jeremy F. Bathingstoke, V: "Gee, Geoffrey, what an eventful night! Golly, I wish I could find me a gal like that"

Harvard Haymaker by P3RV-E November 10, 2014

Hazardware 

Electronics, more so computes, that are pieced together from previous complete machines. Usually composed without have an outer-shell, such as a computer with no casing.

My friends and I have built a small hazardware computer, and it runs great!

Hazardware by Error_32 March 21, 2015