Suckle-fuckle

To beat someone in a contest of physical suction force, especially in such a way that leaves them humiliated and ashamed but simultaneously wanting more.

“Did you hear what Kenneth did to Brantley? “

“Yeah, I heard he gave him the old suckle-fuckle!”

Suckle-fuckle by Scort Lemon February 25, 2021

fuckled 

A cross between being buckled (see definition) and fucked up. Usually from smoking massive amounts of weed. This is when you fall over in front of the flower pot while trying to walk out the front door.

damn, I was so fuckled I tripped over that huge bush in the driveway... what do you mean I'm not in the driveway?

fuckled by deadbear June 20, 2008

fuckle 

(verb) 1. to cuddle naked; 2. to spoon sexually

***combination of the words 'fuck' and 'cuddle'

We fuckled all night long.

fuckle by ..rawwwrrr.. O.o May 18, 2011

fuckle 

1. a person being an ass
2. a fucking buckle

1. God Sarah! You're being suck a fuckle!
2. I'm so fat! My fuckle on my belt won't close!

fuckle by Fricker Flicker March 17, 2009

fuckle 

When you can't help laughing at a funny meme, post, or article on a topic that absolutely infuriates you. Combination of fury and chuckle.

Did you see Wonkette 's latest on Trump's assholery? I fuckled so hard I spat.

fuckle by Spenser's Mom October 12, 2017

Fuckle 

(1)To have sexual intercourse while you fondel your partner. It is the mix of both.

(2)Also used as an insult.

(1)Tony fuckled his girlfriend.
Tony's girlfriend doesn't want to fuckle.

(2)Go fuckle yourself.
I fuckled your mother.

Fuckle by Anthony F. DeRose II May 30, 2006

fucklisted 

Adding a person to your "to do" list.

Dude 1: Jen called me today and said "So when are we going to hookup?"
Dude 2: She's just been fucklisted!

fucklisted by skipig July 8, 2009