brennon derrick 

A well intentioned person, who overall just sucks at existing. Often tries his hardest but gets overlooked. Short and usually about 6/10 on the attractiveness scale. Makes good spaghetti though.

Wow, that Brennon Derrick sure is a nice guy. I should definitely drop him and date a douche bag.

brennon derrick by brenny_wenny24 August 15, 2017

Dirty Derrick 

When you finish in a girl during anal sex and she shits then they do oral sex afterwards then kiss when they’re done

Omg he just did a dirty derrick

Dirty Derrick by Thatshad September 3, 2023

Greasy Derrick 

When you put your partner on their back and their feet up by their earbones exposing their butthole in a vertical position. You then stand over the top of them and drill your boner down into their ballon knot.

I threw the lid ladies back out last night giving her a Greasy Derrick.

Greasy Derrick by Scrub in a bucket November 16, 2023

Big dick Derrick

A hairy male with a long dick.

Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!

Big dick Derrick by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019