danny tanner

Feces. The fecal matter deposited after taking a shit.

"Jesus, did someone just shit?"
"Yep! Danny Tanner came to visit me."

"Christ, was Danny Tanner here? Did you check the baby's diaper?"

"Wow, did you just drop off Danny Tanner or something? Go light a match, dude!"

by Jason Thompson April 24, 2007

tanner pickens

A Tanner Pickens is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He is the funniest, coolest, most popular, nicest, amazing, fit, sexy guy you know. Everybody loves a Tanner Pickens.

David: Man that knew guy looks like he could be a tanner Pickens.

by Handlepseudonymbeastmodeawsauc July 28, 2014

Tanner's Bucket

A psychological state in which physical stimulation of the genitals can never be satisfactory - usually due to an increase in sexual activity.

Man, Greg has been going to see his lady an awful lot lately, I think he's developing a Tanner's Bucket Complex

by 🆑🆎🆘 May 7, 2020

Tanner-Tale

When limp wristed Tanners tattle on people for hurting their delicate, snowflake feelings.

Jeff: "Hey, that shirt looks dumb."

Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"

Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"

by DKcaz December 17, 2017

Tanner Malone

Basically John McClane in Soace. An absolute feral boy when put into a corner. A real rapscallion

I gotta study for the Test! I don’t want to end up like Tanner Malone

by Alfygonzales December 5, 2021

Tanner's Mom

Usually a hot ass milf that is named Amber that would go down on that big black shmeat if given the chance. Tanner's mom is hot.

Me: bro tanner's mom is so hot
Tanner: yeah she is

by Oosbif November 7, 2023

Tanner Glass

An absolute GOAT who won't take shit from anyone, and will knock them on their ass. He also has a sick backhand shot.

Tanner Glass laughed after he beat the shit out of the opposing player.

by tylertoestoes April 13, 2017