Wallet Rape

Being forced to hand over money to your bitch to avoid the consequences

Dave: I got wallet raped last nite!

John: She threated not to give you head?

Dave: No, this time she refused to do the laundry unless I gave her a fifty

John: That sucks. What a rapist!

by billycakes October 25, 2009

wallet to the balls

When the wallet to the balls is playable ,make sure you know what to expect from your evening because a broke wallet sometimes can go both ways and broke balls is an embarrassment from your date.

Man I went wallet to the balls and I ended up broke in only the bank and and the balls stayed to them selves

by Peter deter July 14, 2019

Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.

That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.

by xevonline May 31, 2013

Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.

I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.

by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016

burger wallet

copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket

The woman’s burger wallet was filled by male suitors

by Tacotruck69 June 5, 2018

wallets swole

when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it

Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.

by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.

She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.

by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008