Rat seeds

When a rat takes a shit

“Hey look at that rat” “holy fuck it just produced some rat seeds”

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

Shit Seed

When there is still remainders of shit in your asshole after crapping and wiping

"Bertha, why do you keep itching your ass?"
"I got a shit seed in there!"

by Spngbobdickpants August 13, 2017

junk seeds

slang for testicles

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.

by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013

Seed Sniffer

Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.

Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.

I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.

by chimichangasexmachine69 November 17, 2022

mega-seed

someone that is really really really really creepy

Shanice is a mega-seed

by imapunnettlover May 18, 2011

seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

seed swap

Dogging

Linda and Keith went to a seed swap last night.

by Buttonswap2021 January 26, 2021