iron patriot

When you have the biggest hardest shit and it makes you cry out tears of joy and pain when it gets released into the pond of shit and piss.

Dude I just had an iron patriot an hour ago

by JewishJesus January 30, 2018

fake patriot

Adjective: An individual who claims he is an american patriot but opposes freedom of choice, democracy, acceptance, political accountability, and shows little empathy for their common man. Might be a fascist but not realize it because they don't understand definitions of words they don't like. Typically resides in an right wing information fart bubble.

"Mark only cares about the 2nd amendment and get's brainwashed from there, Mark is such a fake patriot"

by Jlavaman July 14, 2021

Page Patriots

A school that used to be full of country boys. Now it’s full of people who act like they are country. But we all the majority live in a gated golf subdivision and use there daddy’s money to get a lifted truck.

Hey Brandon how did you get that lifted 6.0 turbo diesel?

Brandon reply’s “ my daddy bought it for me”

Page patriots

by Page patriots August 22, 2019

polyester patriot

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.

There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.

by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018

damn the patriots

Similar to "damn the man!" or "whitey's holding me down".
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.

*Your computer loses all its data* "Damn the patriots!"

by Adrian December 27, 2006

Patriot Act

Comment to the above user:

A. The internet is a anonymous.

B. Nobody claimed that the Patriot Act allows the arrest of critics.

Get out of your mother's basement and learn to read, loser.

by Person February 7, 2005

Patriots Fan

A word used to describe someone who is on the bandwagon.

Jack is so annoying. He routes for the teams that always win. What a patriots fan.

by bmb0909 November 4, 2015