A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
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Byron, Illinois

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.
by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 31, 2020
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Illinois dumpsterfire

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.
My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.
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robinson illinois

A stupid town with an stupid oil company that constantly makes noise, has crappy schools and, a lot of retards
Man i hate robinson illinoies that town has nothing in it.

I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3
by Lird zapor February 27, 2022
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Illinois Chili Mac

When you cum in your moms vagina while she’s on her period and she queefs the juices out of her vagina onto your dick and sucks it off.
Me and my mom did the Illinois Chili Mac last night.
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A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 06, 2023
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illinois

a state that got surpassed in popularity by pennsylvania due to illinois' population decline
illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...
by connecticut 765 June 10, 2025
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