NES blowjob

Noun

1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.

To perform an NES Blowjob simply:

Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart

Press power
Maybe smack it a little

The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.

by billebllunt May 15, 2014

Redneck Blowjob

When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.

"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"

by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016

suicide blowjob

Having a girl suck you off and before you cum yell mum or dad, you need to finish before they come into your room

me: my girlfriend gave me a suicide blowjob last night

friend: did you get caught?

me: nah but it was close bro

by :.. February 10, 2018

blowjob fever

Thinking you like a girl when you actually just want a blowjob

"Man, do you like that slut?"

"Nah man, I just had blowjob fever."

by feverholder June 3, 2014

Academic Blowjob

The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.

Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?

Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention

Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob

by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010

spooky blowjob

Dress as any spooky character of choice while giving a blow job. Cherry juice for flavoring and "blood" is also a good choice.

My boyfriend wanted a spooky blowjob so I dressed up as Wednesday Adams and sucked the soul out of him.

by ChiChiSC July 27, 2017

smoking blowjob

Having a woman give you a blowjob while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.

by wd6edk December 16, 2008