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Vagina

ur mom was gay after she found our phone she watches tik tok and became gay and left my dad to fuck the neighbor so my mom hooked up with my teacher i was very jelous so i hooked up with my teacher too and we cuddled and fucked so hard we had a baby and named it germy when my mom found out she started licking my pussy and saying juicey fish stick and shoving her hand up my vagina so hard she touched my kindny and a moaned of happieness and said "harder please" and moaned
Last night was so vagina
by My_Bitchass_self April 19, 2022
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vagina repellent

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.
"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 16, 2023
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Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.
Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.
by WtF#? September 27, 2010
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vagina greed

When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous
Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?
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Vagina

The most tropical area, if not shaved.
Teacher: Vagina is like a forest or a tropical area if not shaved
Student: AWSOME!
by Dildo Ninja April 16, 2022
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Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive
Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch
by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015
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Vagina

we eat vagina everyday!
by Papa Shmev September 3, 2021
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