Infini-Dick

An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.

Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.

by infinidick March 24, 2009

Dick Cheney

Look up: Darth Vader.

If President Bush dies, Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) will be the leader of the Free World.

by ComFan September 8, 2007

Dick honey

The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.

"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"

by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 2, 2015

Dick realtor

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

dick prick

When you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your dick.

"Damn dude I just gave myself a dick prick."

"Yeah man don't you just hate those?"

by SwagAsian July 18, 2009

DICK RUDE

SOMEONE WHO IS OVERTLY RUDE. A PERSON WHO ACTS LIKE A DICK.

LACKING IN SOCIAL REFINEMENT.
A GUY WHOM MISTREATS A WOMAN HE IS DATING.

HE DIDN'T CALL ME ALL DAY. HE WAS TOTALLY BEING DICK RUDE.

by CFIL April 14, 2010

cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

by Paige-hey sarah i told you. March 7, 2014