Criss Off

Cutting someone’s head off. Behead a corpse with a shovel for educational reasons.

In a morgue in an unknown place in Asturias.

Dad, I need a head for my physiotherapy classes. Would you mind to criss off this one with the weird beard?

by gmsp4 March 12, 2019

Yak Off

To get horny from Yik Yak to the point of masturbation.

Dude, Yik Yak was so sexual tonight I couldn't help but Yak Off.

by AVGwhitekid October 27, 2014

Alien off

Curse your friends out without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018

OFF CYCLE

When you finish a steroid cycle and temporarily stop taking whatever steroid(s) you where using.
During a cycle your body somewhat adapts to the increased testosterone and its results such as heightened libido and mood, so when you come of you feel like shit and lose some of your gains.
Sadly, coming off a cycle is necessary to avoid putting excessive strain on your organs.

I'm feeling emo 'cause I'm OFF CYCLE.

by GLIZZYEATER69420 June 24, 2022

Janking off

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.

Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off

by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

Smacked off

Having one rubbed one out by a third-party.

I got Smacked off last night and it was delectable.

by Smacked off February 9, 2023

Off the flip

Right away or from the start

I knew she liked me off the flip

I bought those off the flip

by Kpr1 September 12, 2016