May 2-4

An activity participated by most teenagers all over Northern Ontario. It is the long weekend in may where teenagers meet up and stay in the bush all weekend and get completely shit faced. They also have campfires and sleep in tents.

Fuck yeah bud, im so excited for may 2-4 im going to get fucked up.

by Bushgirl97 May 15, 2019

Sex and the City 2

A new movie coming out featuring the resilient return of the Golden Girls!

Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!

Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.

Michael Patrick King walks by.

Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.

by SpaceMouse May 8, 2010

Hard 2 blv

Difficult to comprehend

Hard 2 blv stuff like that existed harder to believe would act

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

mach 2

The speed at which one subject farts......there is a time gap......then the fart is heard. That time is know to be Mach 2.
IT IS THE TIME THAT IT TAKES A FART TO ENTER EAR AFTER LEAVEING BUTT. note: it is on every fart.

joe:(farts) safety, no blitz, no bonus!!!!!
jeremy: don't say all that hubba bubba, just say mach 2
joe: your awsome
jeremy: i know

by Joe Battaglia December 23, 2006

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal

by mixon606 January 27, 2018

#general-chat-2

#general-chat but now with embed perms.

Shitposting for everyone with arguements

Place for the unfunny shitposts by skips and some people with 0 iq

take this to #general-chat-2 pls

by MRTDISCORDSERVER December 10, 2020

Lyin 2 Me

An Among Us song by CG5 that's as catchy as nits in a primary school

I can't get Lyin 2 Me out of my stupid head

by pureboredom December 11, 2020