Moon fish

Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.

by RogueN December 4, 2011

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Pretzel fish

a salty fish. found in your bathtub

"wtf there is a pretzel fish in my bathtub"

by mmmpretzelfish October 20, 2009

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Sofa Fishing

Fishing inside a couch for random things. Often played by Earl Pickles & his grandson Nelson Wolfe. Crazy things happen when you Sofa Fish. TRY IT!

Earl: Hey Nelson, let's go Sofa Fishing today!

Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!

Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.

Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!

Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 17, 2012

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Bad fish

Somebody who thinks they're a shark is usually a bad fish, and often a silverfish, but never the shark.

He/she is one bad fish, one of many in the sea just like him/her.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

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[FISH TALK]

when men (or women) having nothing better to do then chat about fishing and nothing else all day.

Bucc:"Rac, i caught a big bass in the gravel pit lake on saturday."
Rac:"Cool, i borrowed my buddies jon boat because i can't afford my own and went fishing for jew fish, caught two nice ones." FISH TALK

by John Blze April 1, 2008

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