uwu bird

Uwu is the sound the asian koel makes. Most people dont know what the real name is.

Guy 1: Hey bro do you know the name of the bird that goes, "UWU, UWU, UWUUU."
Guy 2: Yeah! Thats the uwu bird! Its real name is the asian koel.

by XiaoNiao_Gaming June 2, 2023

Birds

The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.

Ah, Fucking Birds Chirping and Shit!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up

Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.

by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023

Bird

Someone who is always outside or always wants to be outside

Your a fuckin bird stay ina house

by Imalegcomeslutme May 3, 2024

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

The Birds

The birds is a name for the spies working for the bourgeoisie. They were introdused into the world in 1986 when Reagan kild all birds and replaced them with spies that now are watching the American peapoul. The birds got there name fom the thing they replased.

1: I do not like The bids.
2: I like birds.
1:No not birds, The birds the spies working for the bourgeoisie.

by lord farqad the third July 15, 2020