baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

Trans Atlantic Potato Trade

The illegal trade of potatoes by the French after stealing the Irish's potatoes and reselling them to the Americans, who sold them back to the British. This caused a Market Crash in late 2023 in Ireland and Floptropica. Jiafei recently denied the accusations of being involved with the TAPT in a press conference with President Deborah Ali Williams.

Joe: Have you heard about the Trans Atlantic Potato Trade?

Xijemono: Has Jiafei said anything about it yet?

Joe: I hope she did. It could cause the value of potatoes to drop.

by TigreZaddz November 5, 2023

ass potatoe

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy

Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe

by conspicuous tomatoe June 29, 2015

teetho potato

a racial slur meaning someone stinks so much that they are a complete and utter slob- so lazy they wont even wash

do your teetho potato

by beverly croydon December 14, 2020

Potato

The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat

Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.

by randomfoodie33 June 9, 2022

Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"

by arandomlurker January 6, 2025

potato

that a word to describe someone that is lazy and fat and an introvert. these people like to be indoors watching movies and being lazy like usual.

i am a lazy potato.

by @the.realest.riley December 12, 2018