E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.

"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"

by 9632586412 September 11, 2012

"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

e-lighting

The act of smoking an electronic cigarette. As they can be smoked anywhere this can be done anywhere - in a bar, car, business meeting etc

Jane was e-lighting in the cinema

by Smoky Joe123 February 27, 2011

e-creep

Stalking out woman on websites and being a internet creeper

-Eden, what are you doing over there for so many hours.
-I'm on plentyoffish.com
-O, e-creeping again

by LikeaKing March 4, 2011

e-jerking

Online jerking each other off

I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.

by JohnDors December 21, 2016

e-dabatious

a person who dabs(summons demons) violently on the internet

dude plz no the cringe
ya when the e-dabatious 5 yr olds post on vine

by IADO-(_0_) November 9, 2016

E-Martsching

Start off with E-Mailing gay mail (male) in the morning and it all gets back to you in the afternoon with nothing being accomplished. You end up where you started off in circles with your own mail (male) returned.

I started E-Martsching in the morning and it all came back to me in the afternoon from all my gay friends.

by D. Rollins April 20, 2010