my whole heart

whenever someone loves you sm and their love for you is unconditional

she's my whole heart

by crystalsalinaaaa November 19, 2018

blow my buzz

When you're drunk, high, or totally fucked up on something and you just want to chill out and someone tries to get all serious or emotional on you, ruining your night.

"Yo nigga this skank bitch won't leave me alone."
"Whatever dogg...I saw you gettin' all cryin' on her shoulder a minute, gettin' all emotional wit that bitch!"
"I admit I was talkin' to da bitch, but you ain't seen me cryin'."
"Now you lyin' and you blowin' my high...quit denying it! Listen, get the fuck outta my face. Call it a night and take that fat slut home, go shoot some pool, tap dat keg, smoke some reef, fucking kill yourself...I don't care. Just quit blowing my buzz!"

by Nick D March 9, 2003

not my proudest fap

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

My Life is Twilight

A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.

Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!

HP Fan: What did it say?

Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT

HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.

by MrsSchlongbottom January 24, 2011

where is my mind?

it's what you say when your head callaspes and there's nothing in it.

with your feet in the air
your head on the ground
try this trick
and spin it

by marooned October 31, 2004

my love life

An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix

My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.

by Loner4lyfe June 24, 2014

Come to my gig!

A versatile phrase for the ages that applies to times of joy, frustration, hope, despair and more

'That girl has a great personality, she can come to my gig!'
'I am tripping the fuck out, you should be at my gig!'
'I just found $2 under my car seat, come to my gig!'
'What do you mean you have to study, just come to my gig!'
'There's a party in my pants this saturday, your name will be at the door, come to my gig!'
'I am out of weed, please come to my gig'

by gigsbrah February 5, 2015