poop rueban

going into a situation that you know is fucked up or

todays gonna suck im bout to eat a fat poop rueban or my day was such a poop rueban and of course i had to eat it

by Guitarin May 17, 2021

Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that builds up around the dick after engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was caught by his wife when she pulled down his pants and unveiled his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

Poop Sack

A sack or membrane enclosure of an animal containing no less than 50% poop. An exception to this definition is the digestive gland of a mussel, where the sack most definitely look like a poop sack, therefore suck gland is referred to as the poop sack for this animal in particular.

I just ate the mussel's poop sack!

by Lolwatlol February 27, 2023

Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.

The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector

by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021

POOP STAIN

Poop stain is a nickname and possibly a rap name for somebody who is the shit and is with the shits.

Yo that’s my nigga poop stain.
Why is he called poop stain?
Cuz this nigga is with the shits!
Yeah he probably the hardest nigga I know!

by 1takeBrikk June 29, 2022

Poop Exchange

The Poop Exchange is a method where you sit on top of someone, assholes face to face, and then you shit down the other persons asshole. Once you’re finished the other person sucks up the poop up into their rectum and absorbs all the shits nutrients.

Will you be able to meet up for the Poop Exchange tomorrow night?

by poop exchange December 3, 2019