the useless shriveled up worm - unable to urinate or get hard - that hangs between a human males legs after the consumption of copious ammounts of ecstasy
by bwrave March 3, 2009
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by tripleski6 April 25, 2010
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by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007
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by Rasgettma June 2, 2015
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Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007
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George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.
Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
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by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019
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