Cream and cut

The act of having intercourse with someone, solely to reach an orgasm and immediately leave.

Yo bro Tammy told me to come over but I’m not trying to stay there with her nasty ass house so I hit a cream and cut.

by J. Tipsy July 2, 2024

cream of panties

A females panties that are put on after sex or in some cases penetration occurred while wearing the panties and the load of cum oozes through the front of the panty area making them appear very wet and moist.

After Dave shot his load in his girlfriend, the oozing fluid of white liquid was the cream of panties.

by jolyfloger December 1, 2021

Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.

Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.

by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025

Cheese Cream

Cheese cream is a special sex recipe. It consists of male’s and females cum mixed together with grinded goldfish crackers. Then you add white wine and random beard hair from eBay. Then the woman shits into the mix and both participants drink all of it.

Last night me and my girl had Cheese Cream!

by 4242607342 hmu March 10, 2018

Cream Pike

A cream pie the size of a mountain

I gave her one hell of a cream pike

by PointingatmyBALLZ January 4, 2023

Mango Buttock Cream

So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.

WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023