May 12th

National Tall Appreciation Day

Person 1: hey it's may 12th.
Person 2: oh yeah you're right well I just wanted you to know that I appreciate you.

by Lost&MainlyAfraid May 12, 2023

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May 19th

National Send Your Girlfriend A Fine Ass Photo Day

Whoever sees this has to send their girlfriend whatever sexy, fine, or “suggestive” photos they have IMMEDIATELY.

And that’s photos PLURAL, so MANY.

(Lowk made this to mess with my boyfriend but yall use it too!!!)

“Damn I need him so bad rn…oh right, it’s May 19th!!”

by Nami2K May 19, 2024

Boozy Gay May

The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits

Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?

Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?

by Not straight May 3, 2019

Abbie May

A lovely girl who respects lads n always put effort in. She’s beautiful and funny and she can actually be with any lad who asks her.

Abbie May is a gorgeous girl and always treats boys with the right respect

by Wouldn’t you like to know July 21, 2019

May 10

MAY 10 everyone has to be very quite and act shy and when your teacher says ok class what's 1×1 act all shy and say uwu I dont know🥺

Teacher ok class its may 10 did you bring your homework in??

Class uwu silly baka

by May10 May 5, 2021

chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020