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Child: Dad... Dad...

Child: Where's dad
Mom: Pfft. That nigga long gone.
by none of yb November 14, 2018
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DEADBeat Dad

Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….

He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
by YzAss February 21, 2023
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Turtle Dad

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"
by Quote_ August 4, 2022
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bens dad

Only the coolest and sexiest of people can be called bens dad
Oh look at that guy he’s such a bens dad
by Holbs April 21, 2020
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Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!
by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022
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Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
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Teen dad

A male under 21 Especially in the ages 10-20 that had 1+ children
by 459395 March 18, 2023
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