After Ever Happy

Mid.

After Ever Happy: Mid fr.

by Lililightbulb October 9, 2022

Happy Valley

When a group of pedophiles circlejerks onto a child.

Penn State wants to trademark the term Happy Valley for obvious reasons.

by The Snagajob January 2, 2019

False Happiness

…………..real suffering is not known

I can kill all the false happiness I can make you all just as miserable AS YOU CAN BE HOHOHOHO!

by Cenafan February 16, 2023

Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.

"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"

by Etultra November 17, 2025

Happy Hallowthanksgivmas

When decorations for Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas go up at the end of September.

When you see decor for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas at the store you say Happy Hallowthanksgivmas.

by Creator912 October 15, 2023

halfway happy

You're happy, at the same time you sad.

Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!

Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!

Dad: But you gotta wait a month.

Boy: Halfway happy.

by AustraL February 11, 2018

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.

"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.

by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 25, 2022