Bob my knob

To demand a blowjob.

Carrie, bob my knob!

by Anonymous July 10, 2006

empty my balls

To orgasm, nut, blow your load.

I have blue balls, I need to empty my balls!
I emptied my balls on her face!

by epicman123 August 9, 2017

Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

Diddle My Skittle

1.To touch the Female genital organs (Female Masterbation)

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

My face when

A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.

why.jpg

>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me

>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well

by Roc18 August 20, 2010

Hold my pocket

If a nigga the told you to hold his pocket yo ass just got bitched. If I was you I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me tho. You should most definitely beat his ass

Hold my pocket bitch

by JaredCondones March 8, 2022

Fluff my Hog

As defined in the world of achewood, the activity of fluffing one's hog is defined as one the act of sucking on anothers phallus. It is usually used as a threat or retort to a comment you find. It can be further emphasised by telling someone that they will soon taste your hog.

"You diss my dog, you fluff my hog"
"You are about to enter a world where the only activity that exists is tasting my hog"

by David F September 23, 2005