Piece of Dick

Dick Talk for "piece of shit". Synonymous in Dick Talk with pizza dick.

I let Dan live in my room for three months and he stole my signed Cal Ripken Jr. cards! That kid is such a piece of dick!

by pshars July 13, 2006

Robot Dick

The metal vaporizers in use by DB hipsters to let others know they have just come out of the closet,the user of a robot dick will convey how gay they are by what scent they decide to use in their robot dick.

Mr. Barton has a whole closet of robot dicks next to his collection of skinny jeans and eurotrash scarves.

by superwebley August 31, 2015

dick shitter

(n.)
One who receives anal sex and shits on the penetrator's dick either during intercourse or upon penile extraction.

Nah, you don't wanna fuck her in the ass, she's a major dick shitter.

by nickfinn November 10, 2008

drug dick

the useless shriveled up worm - unable to urinate or get hard - that hangs between a human males legs after the consumption of copious ammounts of ecstasy

I got the hottest fuckin girl in the club home and into bed but i had fuckin drug dick.

by bwrave March 3, 2009

figurative dick

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.

by tripleski6 April 25, 2010

Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007

Bingo Dick

The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.

Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."

by Rasgettma June 2, 2015