mah baby

The girl of your dreams or better yet the love of your life my dude

You see her over there yeah the beautiful one that's mah baby

by Greek god June 11, 2018

Seat Baby

The fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.

"No I don't know my dad, I'm a fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"

by synackle November 5, 2008

Baby Fade

Having a few adult beverages and achieving a mediocre buzz.

I cannot blackout tonight because I have to work tomorrow. I am just going to have a few and catch a baby fade.

by A man named Faggppel April 17, 2015

mistake baby

A baby who is not wanted and is loved by no one

Jacob is a mistake baby his mom hates him

by 6778890 September 22, 2018

Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion

“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”

by babywhomper March 28, 2023

McChickie Baby

A 'chickie baby', i.e. woman, that you pick up at McDonald's. A play on 'McChicken', the dollar menu item.

Hey man, check out this pic of my new McChickie Baby.
Damn man, you really do like the BBW's, don't you?!

by BlackMAC4651 December 14, 2009

Surprise Baby

When the guy you are hooking up with all of a sudden ghosts on you because he finds out he is having a baby with someone else.

I'm racking my brain why he won't return my calls and I think he's either in Jail or having a surprise baby.

by Books January 15, 2015