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urban dimentia

when you want to look up something on urban dictionary but forget what youre looking for cause everything else is so interesting
i wanted to see what a cum dumpster was but when somethin else came up i got urban dimentia..couldnt remember what i wanted to look up
by wogthedog February 10, 2015
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urban dictionary

Guy 1- Whats a MILF?
Guy 2- I don't know look it up on urban dictionary.
by someguy1 April 24, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

What makes it possible for so many awesome definitions to be on the internet without being arrested =D
I was fighting a lawsuit against sexual harassment for telling a girl that i snatched her booty, thanks to urban dictionary i was able to tell them that i was talking about sunken treasure.............
by SANCHOGRIM June 15, 2011
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urban justice

A term used by the north oldham football team to describe getting back players who cheap shot them.
Guy #1:"Dude did you see the backbreaker hand out some urban justice?"

Guy #2:"Ya he totally got that guy back, too bad he got ejected."
by backbreaker September 1, 2010
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Urban Donut

Assfuck a bitch doggy style. Cum in her ass. Pull your dick out, wipe the gooey remains off your dick with your hand and, in a circular motion, smear the remains on the lower back of the bitch.

(For a "Sprinkled Urban Donut" complete above, then hover your ass over the circular smear and sprinkle your dingleberries on it.)
"You know that bitch Tanya that stole my VCR last week, and then denied it saying it must've been the wind? Well, at the party last night, she got wasted, wanted this dick, and I so gave her an urban donut."

"That's it? Dude, you loved that VCR. I gave her a sprinkled urban donut last week, and she hasn't stolen shit from me."

"For real?"

"Yeah, dude."

"Damn man... Tanya's a dirty slut. I need to go get tested."

"Me too."
by Gestahl July 7, 2013
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Urban Dick

A really obnoxious guy who is cocky and thinks your easy.
Girl 1- Are you really going out with Joe?

Girl 2- well i was but then i found out he was an urban dick and i broke up with him

girl 1- phew
by urbaner7863784682764 September 4, 2010
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Urban dictionary

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