donkey sucking uncle fucker

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.

Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

suck my fucking cock

A statement evincing such utter disdain for someone or something so as to render all further conversation useless. A conversation ender.

Charles: I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it for $50.00, and that's my final offer.

Joseph: Suck my fucking cock!

Judge: You, sir, have not shown the Court that you possess a single reedeming quality; you are a drunkard, a wife beater, a philanderer, a liar, a failure, and a loser; in short, a complete disgrace! Do you have anything at all to say for yourself?

Defendant: Suck my fucking cock!

by A Man called Horse September 16, 2013

suck my dick, or cock

The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.

The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"

by AdamMD2Binafewyears October 2, 2007

suck my bleeding dick

Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.

"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"

by Dick Twat The Third May 23, 2016

shit sucking monkey raper

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.

That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!

by JustWrong July 2, 2012

National titty sucking day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.

A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties

by Yadig6977 May 26, 2018

Sucking off the Mint Monster

The consumption of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) to get intoxicated.

Scott resorted to sucking off the mint monster to ward off the DT's

by C-4Fiend May 3, 2015