If you don't want to.
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
Get the Don't caremug. A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
by 2Bobs May 5, 2024
Get the Don't Look At My Newspaper!mug. A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!mug. don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
by Phoro June 12, 2022
Get the don't you fucking hoover memug. Person 1: How many muscles is in a cats ear?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: Do you have summer plans?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: Do you have summer plans?
Person 2: I don't know.
by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024
Get the I don't knowmug. Jdhfsksugdjwggsjdjwvduvugdhwjfkpahwhfbkfoahebfndj
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by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024
Get the Don't ban meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . · ´ ¯ ` ( > ▂ < ) ´ ¯ ` · .༼ ; ´ ༎ຶ ༎ຶ ༽( ᗒ ᗩ ᗕ )( 〒 ﹏ 〒 )( ´ °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ω °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ｀ )( っ ˘̩ ╭ ╮ ˘̩ ) っmug. When people are dumb enough to attempt to replicate something horrible in fiction, such as making Squid Game (a show known for its critiques of capitalism and mass killings) or joining Spawnism (a fictional cult made as a message to discourage cult joining).
1: I just built Squid Games!
2: Bro, don't build the Evil Nexus from the book "Don't build the Evil Nexus that kills everyone"
2: Bro, don't build the Evil Nexus from the book "Don't build the Evil Nexus that kills everyone"
by truth!!!.!...!...!! July 25, 2025
Get the Don't build the evil Nexusmug.