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Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.
"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises
Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect
by White Rider March 26, 2025
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Lane's Law

Internet adage mandating that "If you comment on my post, you must react to it through the various Facebook 'reaction' options, i.e. 'Like' or 'Frown.'" The idea behind Lane's Law is that if you are contributing to the conversation on a topic, you have an obligation to help boost the post's visibility.

Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.
The rule is simple. If you comment on my shit, you have to react. Lane's Law.
by itsbobbyhill April 30, 2020
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law

i broke the law yesterday but it’s no biggie
by thottie911 May 20, 2020
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Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.
That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.
by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022
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Law

super hot oml 👊👊 big boobs horny bitch, we love Law
Faster Law 🥵
by Lawmobeew November 21, 2021
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Guile's Law

The idea behind Guile's Law is a song from a popular video game (mostly fighting games) become famous and mainstream. The song will be played by many people even if they are not fans of the series or even interacted with it. A famous example is Guile's theme. How many people you know have heard of his song but are not apart of the Street Fighter fandom? Another one is Giorno's theme song. It has been played to death of all people beyond the Jojo fandom and has reached mainstream status. As of writing this, it stands at 66M views
Kyle: Hey Dave, you heard of Holy Order II?
Dave: Yeah, but I don't play Guilty Gear
Kyle: Really? I didn't think it be this popular. That's Guile's Law for ya.
by Nibba_Binks June 17, 2020
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