End my suffering

When you have suffered enough and want it to end

Guy one: hey, did you see how you failed earlier
Guy two: end my suffering

by Ir0l3playb1sh August 18, 2018

hum my rod

Another term for "suck my dick".

{Joe & Josh are at the baseball stadium; Joe has the "cheap seats"}

Josh: Hey Joe, how's the weather up in the nosebleed section?
Joe: HUM MY ROD Josh!!!

by Telephony June 20, 2011

Clutched my pearls

To place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.

The imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.

That comedian was so vulgar that I clutched my pearls during the entire show.

Did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::

by VickyJames May 19, 2008

jack my swag

A term coined by the accomplished musician Jenna Rose in her hit song "My Jeans".

In the song, Rose employs her masterful lyrical abilities, including the phrase "jack my swag," to artfully express her grievances against the jeans-wearing community that is in competition with her. The phrase plays a pivotal role in the striking social commentary that pervades the song.

Fun fact: Jenna Rose is pop star Rebecca Black's younger sister.

ABC, 123
That girl wore her jeans like me
I bet she's mad, 'cause I look fab
ha ha ha ha jack my swag

- Jenna Rose in "My Jeans"

by Trigg got a new blackberry May 24, 2011

Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

by J-Al January 3, 2009

Get On My Level

A phrase directed at someone or something to express how much better you are than them by stating that you are on a much advanced level in terms of the respected aspect in question and they should perhaps try and reach your level.

Sometimes cooly combined with the phrase "Call on NASA to reach my level" in reference to the fact that NASA generally operate at an extremely high level many miles from earth.

1- Little Jimmy was top of the class in the maths test. The rest of the class should "Get on his level"

2- After David thrashes his friend Jamie at Madden on the XBox360, he stands up with his hands in the air and shouts truimphantly "Jamie, get on my fucking level"

3- My last Album went 12 times platinum, "Justin Bieber, GET ON MY LEVEL"

by MeNzi January 11, 2011

Piss In My Ass

An expression of great displeasure upon an upsetting circumstance

Dan: Hey Rob, I think your fly is undone

Rob: Oh piss, piss in my ass

by Dan H LZHS February 18, 2008