The Number J

Refers to a marijuana joint, it combines two slang terms for a joint. The "J" is obvious....a joint is also sometimes refered to as a number. Since J is a letter, not a number, only those in the know will understand.

These shennanagins were brought to you by the Number J

by g-rock March 17, 2009

The old J&D

when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her vagina, proceed to have sex with her, ejaculate inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created.

guy 1: "i saw your ex at the bar the other night and i couldn't believe when her drunk sleazy ass wanted me to give her the old J&D"
guy 2: "filthy bitch!"
guy 1: "word."

by the goddamn champion April 10, 2010

talia j. naylor

A girl who can brighten your day with the thought of her in your head. She tends to have brown eyes and a perfect smile. Usually has a laugh that makes you want to laugh too. Her personality is amazing and and her heart is in the right place. She is BEAUTIFUL. When you meet a girl like this you'll never want to leave her side.

She's so beautiful her name must be Talia J. Naylor

by I like you a lot! December 22, 2013

neel j patel

boy that likes to think he is a man...waste of space.

man, did you see that neel j patel walking around?!? what a waste of space.

by the jediiiiiiii October 16, 2008

dirty j byrd

When a guy cums in a girl goes soft and gets hard again and fucks some more, without pulling out

I'm gonna give Rachel the dirty J Byrd

by Smupid June 6, 2021

sweet j o

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".

I'm going to go have a sweet j o!

by kipsix October 28, 2010

Handy J. Blige

1) receiving or rendering a drama-free, no strings attached handjob. (includes no hateration, nor holleration)

I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping

by GoJudo May 15, 2016