I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017

Race Car Business

A business run by a sociopath who will win at all costs and, ultimately, envisions themselves driving the race car themselves, running over anyone in their path.

He's building a race car business and to hell with whatever gets in the way.

by Irseer June 25, 2019

car and logs

I WISH CARS AND LOGS WERE REAL

#chad: WOAH IS THAT A CAT AND A DOG?!1!!1!1

#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12

car and logs

by ruiiiiwsp January 25, 2024

car

da baby letssss gooooo

have you seen the car oh there he is lets go

by senior apapi May 19, 2021

electric car

something nice to do for the environment, especially if you live in a country where a large percentage of the energy is clean. even though manufacturing it has a big impact on the environment, because of those darn batteries that every electric car company, and not only, is working on improving to the point of exasperation, with your purchase, you would be supporting the research to build better things, faster.

blissfully silent vehicle at city-friendly speeds compared to the other one.

alternate definition: my e-baby

friend: you're getting a car? i hope it's an electric car, you promote them like you work there, don't disappoint.
Doug: placed my order. waiting. (pacing impatiently) delivery estimate sometime next year. this will be a hellish wait. it takes way too long to build my electric baby! we need to move faster. funding always helps. have you considered an electric car? better than that old Covid Audi of yours.

by wokeup2this July 19, 2022

Car-strate

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.

"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!

by satanpentigram666 October 8, 2010