A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
by spicule1 September 18, 2022
Get the Chrismug. That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.
Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.
Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.
Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.
by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. 
He is one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet he has brown hair tall with green eyes he will never let you down and he is great in bed once you get to know him if you got a Chris keep him
by Just facts... October 15, 2020
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Get the Chris Wrennmug.