furry toms

something a cunt would say to his friends on the bus because they think they're so coll.

" yo, you got those furry toms"

by swagggggggyp June 8, 2016

tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut

That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.

by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Tom Holland

My husband

Tom Holland is my fucking hot husband

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019

Tom Bradford

Abseloute chad, Way better than Scott, Aiden, Jack or Harry. Straightest guy on earth.

He is also the chairman of jetBritish, The best airline.

Wow, Look at Tom Bradford over there, What a fucking incredible guy

by jetBritish June 9, 2021

Tom

So here goes, Tom is a boy that is very strange at time but also can be quite normil. He always cooks chicken and pizza and pasta, this is his way to seduce the girl and to lead her into his room, this is when he becomes a bocat,

The end

Oh cooking chicken, must be a tom

by Fubkknbs August 10, 2018

Tom

Tom is a lazy person who watches everyone at work do work while he does nothing .

Pick up a shovel, don’t be a tom!

by Jlisicky September 14, 2020