Kid zoned

When your parents treat you like a kid even if you're a grown ass adult.

I invited my friend Sarah to travel this weekend, who is 27, but her parents kid zoned her so she won't make it.

by DonSehIt June 10, 2021

Cloud Kid

A teenage kid that vapes/juuls

Mike is a cloud kid

by Cloudboi December 24, 2018

Mercury kid

a very special flavour of troll; someone who will pretend to be suicidal, maybe even posting images of themself with self harm scars, just for the shits and giggles.

"Dude, I found this horrid mercury kid on Tumblr."
"This one seems to be.. a circle? with bleeding eyes?"

by Dodmod June 5, 2021

Tag Kid

The kids in school who are “talented and gifted”. They are in the special classes and are only friends with people in those classes. These kids are supposed to be smarter than the other kids, and they usually spend their nights studying or arguing with teachers for better grades. There is a small group of girls that are in tag that so student council and join every club so they feel included in the school, but they aren’t really a part of the tag community. Some tag kids look down upon the regular kids, but some are chill. Shoutout Charlie Canning.

Who are those kids that are studying in the library after school?

Oh those are the tag kids

by LmaoAsiaNorthGay June 4, 2019

Kid Kabob

When you stick a large pointy object out the window of your car while going more than 45 mph through a school zone to make a kabob of FUCKIN CHILDREN.

Hey did you see that guy who made a kid kabob on the news last night

by Mr. Fister Resister November 19, 2019

MK Kids

MK kids are weird kids that will end up as junkies and can usually be found roaming the streets of Oslo. They have small pps and usually have a lot of acne.

Mk kids

Guy 1 : Hey man did you see the guy that put a scissors up his asshole?

Guy 2 : Yeah man I heard he used to be an MK kid though, so that’s pretty normal.

by Thicc nibba energy October 6, 2019

Corn Kid

A small boy who was interviewed on his liking for corn. His interview was later turned into a song, and is now very popular among YouTube, and TikTok as of 2022.

1.It’s corn, a big lump with nobs.

2. Whoa isn’t that the Corn Kid from TikTok.

by blackpanther8965 October 7, 2022