Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)

Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.

by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow

''Lock, loaded and Ready to Blow'' is an way of saying ''i'm ready to do this shit!'', mostly used in EDM located-world. The term is also used in Steve Aoki's hit song of 2015 ''The Power of Now''

''what's the refrain of the song ''The power of now? - ''Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow''

by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022

blow tuff

Smoke a lot of weed

Hey bro you blow tuff? Naw i dont smoke weed

by Tuff guy 311 March 1, 2020

Blow and go

A term for a one night stand, as in one person has sex with another and leaves them.

Another definition is total war, when an army attacks innocent civilians during a war.

I thought she loved me, but she hit me with the blow and go

Several lives were lost in the blow and go

by Boyandgo May 24, 2019

cleaning the blow hole

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it

I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.

by SirJalen February 23, 2017

Fart Blowing

While receiving a blowjob, you let out a fart. This fart smells so bad, but to make sure the person giving you a blowjob doesn't notice the smell, so you pull your penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculate up their nose.

Yo dude, I let out the nastiest fart last night and I had to do some fart blowing.

by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016

blow chowder

To vomit heavily.

John thought he was keeping his drinking under control until he thought he might blow chowder on the couch.

by lsc9x August 22, 2011