dry poop

a time when you take a shit but you have something hella hard like your pp and takes forever to push and feels like giving birth

tommyinit: I had a dry poop the other day
wilbursoot: what the fuck
tommyinit: my poop was a boy

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020

Leather Poop

The feces resulting from consuming almost nothing but deep fried edibles for a prolonged duration of time.
Leather Poop is dark brown, almost black, and can be confused with the black poop resulting from internal bleeding.

Man, I was shitting pure Leather Poop after I molested my mom's deep fryer last weekend.

by Tankzorx July 5, 2016

Poop tooter

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.

Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!

by DJ Optimus P March 30, 2020

poop on a popcile

it means like "oh boo hoo"

go poop on a popcile

by phrases you need to know NOW May 7, 2019

Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.

Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.

by ThatReaper May 31, 2018

buttcheek POOP

my ass smells like rotten cheese

your a buttcheek POOP

by langoman123 January 25, 2021

Poop sex

When you make an ass and dick out of shit and proceed to make them have sex

Wow I had good poop sex last night

by hateroftheniggers February 11, 2022