January 26. This day is the day where no one can be considered a bitch. It’s a great day of insults.
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predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.
person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.
person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.
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Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
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