Diddle fish

An old lady, usually Jewish and retired but not in a retirement community, frequenting public areas.

She's a diddle fish.

by jibbleblibble April 4, 2010

Half-fished

When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.

That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!

by Mave DcComas January 24, 2020

Monkey Fish

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

Sticky fish

Male ejaculate

Mom let me host a bukkake party last night and bruh, fucking sticky fish everywhere. Got some in my eye too dude, fuck.

by The Original Big Dick Bastard January 12, 2016

Batty Fish

Bum who plays fortnite

Hey carl you batty fish play new games

by hosh wurner October 13, 2020

Slip the Fish

you slide your D into her skirt and let your D wiggle on her thaigh

Yo BRIAN! did you Slip the fish!?

by The Super Snake June 4, 2015

Best Fish

(1) one who is the favorite of all your fish, even though chances are she is your only fish (2) one who would like to buy a boat and sail around the world with you (3) one whose favorite songs are....Babygirl by Sugarland and Boondocks by Little Big Town (4) one who dines on mall flowers as you watch nearby (5) one who you write beautiful and original music with, a capella (6) one who completes the toe-fish-fish triumverate (7) one who enjoys playing with pollies (8) one who likes male planes (9) one who does full-length ad lib musicals with you in the kitchen (10) one who was, and is, and always will be the very best fish in the world

Here comes HWills with her Best Fish. Wow...they look good. Why do I even try?

by RileyLuver4Ever January 13, 2011