Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3

Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Not-So-Nice Club

An informal list of consisting mostly of popular musicians, artists, actors, and other celebrities who died at age 69. It's a play on a similar list, the 27 Club, and the notion of the number 69 being "nice."

In a span of days, Motorhead's Lemmy, David Bowie, and Alan Rickman all became members of the Not-So-Nice Club.

by WarnerShane July 6, 2023

jam-club

When your neighbours on either side want to exclude you from their social circle.

You wouldn't understand Luke, it's jam-club

by Definitely not Luke it's dave November 20, 2020

Gacha club

a customizing international dress up games. you can find this app in the App Store ( wtf ofc.) There’s many kinds of gacha people ( gachatubers ) that you can locate in the most famous app YouTube. Like. meech.Adrian. Anyone. This app can lead into big original characters like. an alpha. or a kawaii cat. which is basically all pink.

“Hey! Have you seen Gacha club?”
“Yes I have. I’ve made my oc.”
“Ooh nice!”

by elysiqn December 16, 2021

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

whole club

A popular term used in D.C. Gogo music to reference the crowd in its entirety.

Aye whole club! *Crowd*( Yeah )

by Hrnk777 April 9, 2017