Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

Vagina Wielding Twink

A twink who is a woman

"If these vagina wielding twinks don't stop taking my cash"

by ZootedMunchie February 18, 2025

bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

Vagina

Where penises go in, and babies come out.

Jack stuck his penis in Jill's vagina. Together they had lots of fun. Jack ejected his sperm in Jill's vagina. 9 months later Jill gave birth to a baby boy named Bobby.

by 12minutesinhell December 16, 2017

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 2, 2020

Corgi Vagina

A girl who has a smallish sized vagina that hurts when having sex.

Yo, my girl wouldn’t let me bang her doggystyle bc at that angle her corgi vagina was too small.

by Technoir79 May 8, 2022

Vagina Toothpick

Vagina Toothpick. Thats all it means.

I hate you, you are a vagina toothpick

by VaginaToothPick February 18, 2020