Codey’s dad

A man who leaves his son and wife behind in Australia and moves to Canada

Australian Kid - “My dad left to Canada”

Another Kid - “So your dad pulled a Codey’s dad?”

by TheMoistPengu February 26, 2022

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

dad

dad where are you?

dad?

by whydadwhy February 26, 2021

Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

peg dad

A father who develops an erection only when he feels at home in a particular environment or social situation, such as in his own bed or in the company of his wife.

For fear of attracting peg dads, some moms avoid children's play groups frequented by relaxed, natural fathers; other moms find the company of peg dads enjoyable, and seek out such groups.

Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.

Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.

by grammarboffin September 26, 2014

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

by gbanz March 17, 2024

dad

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018