my nigga chad

That nigga that always comin to ya house and eating all ya food and shoring in ya toilet. Then once in the bed chad try some gay shit with you but thinks no homo means shit.

My nigga chad just fucked my bitch, now I’m going to beat his ass with an Italian sausage

by Pussylover91 April 15, 2018

858 My Love

I miss you so much…
My faith in you is something I will never doubt…
It is you & has always been you since the day we met my love 🍉
I’ll be here for you until time is in our favour for us!! I love you more than you could ever think ❤️

858 my love ❤️ give me another jumper

by Hehehe555 September 16, 2023

flexing on my ex

Showing your ex that you're better off without them

We broke up last week but i aoready got some new hoes. I'm flexing on my ex.

by Littyamdt April 17, 2017

you're in my bubble

Used by someone to mean that their personal space is being invaded.

Steve: Step back, you're in my bubble.
Adam: Sorry, bro. No homo.

by knightfrog1248 July 8, 2014

Summoning My Aeons

1)To perform a special move in the Square game Final Fantasy X-to summon Aeons; creatures under the character Yuna's command.
2)A little known slang term for a method of female masturbation involving stimulation of the sexual organs by use of the "rumble" feature on a PS2 controller. This can be achieved through a variety of games, but most commonly Final Fantasy X, as the rumble feature is especially strong when Aeons are summoned.

Guy1-"Dude! I'm totally kicking Seymour's ass!"
Guy2-"How?"
Guy1-"I'ma summoning my Aeons!"

Jake-"Wow, May seems to be getting a lot of enjoyment out of Final Fantasy X!"
Bud-"But of course-She's summoning her Aeons!"

"Leave me alone mom, I'ma summoning mah aeons!"

by SubjectSin February 2, 2009

My kingdom for a horse.

A phrase expressing a strong desire or need for something relatively simple or inexpensive as compared to a kingdom, but at the present moment the item needed or wanted is invaluable. Any needed item can be substituted for 'a horse.'

"My kingdom for a horse."
"My kingdom for a BLANK."
"My kingdom for a roll of TP." (expressed while sitting in a bathroom stall without toilet paper.
"My kingdom for a gallon of gas."
"My kingdom for a bra that fits."

by Bahfelix June 8, 2009

Whack My Pug

N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.

"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."

by keifermail July 12, 2009